Saturday, October 11, 2008

Don't fuck with Maverna

52 yr old Maverna Turay, from the Tampa Bay area, suspected that her husband was having an affair. So what did she do? Poured a pot of boiling hot water on his groin. Duh.

She's being charged with aggravated domestic battery for pouring the scalding water on her husband while he slept. He's currently in fair condition in the burn unit of the local hospital. Maverna told the po she had been getting her drink on prior to the incident.

My biggest question hasn't been answered - was he cheating?! How anyone could cheat on such a fine lady is beyond me. I'm dying to know what he was doing to lead her to the conclusion that he was messing around on her.

I have to say, this is one of the greatest mug shots of all time. It's like she's proud. Or doesn't give a shit. Or still really, really drunk. You choose.

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